I love sarcasm, and even though I’m not a parent, I have heard many similar stories from my pediatric patients’ parents, and I’m sure they all can relate. So just wanted to share with all my new moms and soon to be moms!
1. The more time and effort put into decorating a nursery, the more likely that the baby will sleep in your room.
2. Things that don’t wake a sleeping newborn: loud noises and bright lights. Things that do wake a sleeping newborn: sitting down to eat dinner.
Categories: Humor in pediatrics